Lyrics to were you born an asshole

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Well I was driving down I the other night When somebody nearly cut me right off the road I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me You deserve all the credit, you're an asshole tonight You were an assho-le yesterday, you're an ass-hole tonight And I've got a feeling, you'll be an asshole the rest of your life And I was talking to your mother, just the other night I told her I thought you were an asshole, she said "yes, I think you're right" And a-ll your friends are assholes, 'cause you've known them your whole life And somebo-dy told me, you've got an asshole for a wife Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight.

Were You Born an Asshole

JIMMY BUFFETT - THE ASSHOLE SONG LYRICS

Dedicated to my rich Long Island dentist cousin did not go to my sister's funeral because he was going to Mexico hope he got Montezuma's Revenge. Mama always said if you find something your good at stay with it. And according to my ex I'm a asshole tonight. Dedicated to my cleaning woman who walked out on me last August now I have a housekeeper was ten times as good as she is and charges less. Dedicated to my other cousins who came to my sister's funeral but did not come home with me for the Shiva. Is douchebags too. Show all results:.

Jimmy Buffett - The Asshole Song Lyrics

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